1. Fun Uncle Dosi Dunkers
Grab your buddy, it’s time for a taste of Dosi Dunkers! Girl Scout Cookies is crossed with the indica-heavy Face Off OG to bring you the greatest late-night cookie sesh your couch has ever seen. The end result is an irresistibly buttery, sweet and earthy flower that gently uplifts the mind while relaxing the body. So stop counting sheep and start rolling that joint — you’re in good hands now, Tiger.
2. Fun Uncle Hash (Whooody strain)
It’s a hot one out there. So how’s a righteous cat supposed to stay cool after a long day at the lanes? Show the heat who’s boss with our premium Whooody cold water hash. We’ve gone ahead and done all the heavy lifting for you already, harvesting the finest trichomes and carefully sifting through them with water and ice. The end result? A little nugget of goodness with a sweet, musky scent that eases the body Goldilocks style: not too much or too little but just right. Time to say goodbye to pain and hello to some sweet new ZZZZZ’s.
3. Banana Split Bruiser Kief
Hey good lookin’. Need an extra lift with your morning bowl? Let our Banana Split Bruiser (Banana OG x Indiana Bubble Gum) kief do the work for you. Made by collecting the finest crystal buds available, kief packs a hefty punch thanks to its terpene-rich contents. So go ahead and open the lid. Allow the sweet scent of banana and strawberries wash over you—that’s the ticket. Proceed to sprinkle it generously on anything that needs a little extra lovin’. From joints to your morning cup of coffee, every hour is happy hour with a little kief by your side.
4. Fun Uncle: Tarantula
If you give us a joint...we’ll dress up that bad boy and turn it into a thing of sheer beauty. Which is exactly why we couldn’t be prouder to introduce you to the Tarantula. Part flower, part concentrate and sealed in shimmering kief, this one gram joint is made with our signature indoor grown flower and is packed with the kind of aromatic terpenes that drive you wild. Potent, smooth and slow burning, all it takes is a few hits to transport you back to the good old days, no time machine needed.
FUN UNCLE STRAINS (Flower)
“Pocket Change OG” (Platinum OG)
Bling, bling baby! Known far and wide as one of the master kush strains, our Platinum OG is covered in so many sparking kief crystals you might find yourself seeing stars. Notes of bright mint and fresh lemon will take you back to the days of drinking a frosty, cold lemonade in the sun. This mellow, happy high is a great choice for anyone looking to help ease away stress in the body without breaking the bank. Time to get comfy in that lawn chair because you’ll be singing Hakuna Matata in no time.
2. “Smoke Master OG” (Fire OG)
This little honey is guaranteed to set your soul on fire. Frosty green buds covered in tiny red hairs give our Smoke Master OG the impression that this beauty is ablaze. A cross between Raskal’s OG Kush x SFV OG Kush, this 50/50 hybrid turns it up to 11 with a supreme taste of pine and tart lemons. Warm, sedating and gooey as a brownie, this strain is best saved for an evening spent watching Thomas Magnum right all of Oahu’s wrongs./for an evening marathon sesh of Magnum PI.
3. “Sour Fizz” (Sour Patch Kids)
Who says Willy Wonka gets to have all the fun? Take a trip to Candyland without leaving home with our Sour Fizz, the offspring of a Candyland and Sour Diesel plant. Dark purple with lime green buds and golden hairs, Sour Fizz packs a pungent diesel flavor that’ll have you itching to ride a Harley into the sunset. Don’t let the deep purple shade fool you, though, as this flower inherits the energetic properties of it’s Sour Diesel parent, making it a great option for depression, fatigue and headaches.
4. “Happy Hour” (Midnight Splendor)
A tropical cross between Kali Mist, GDP and Kauai Purple, our Happy Hour flower is one of our most eye popping strains yet. Deep purple leaves reveal notes of fuschia peeking out from underneath, all showered with a wave of glittering kief. You can also expect equally out of this world smells thanks to its tropical parents including tart lemon, buttery pie and bubblegum. Consider it our flower of choice for stargazing, Friday night skate sessions or evening strolls along the shore.
5. ”The Munchies” (Cookies)
Hey there, champ. Craving a little pick me up? Take your midnight munchies to the next level with our favorite take on a classic cookie strain, The Munchies. The offspring of two famous parents, Durban Poison and OG Kush, our Munchies is a light green flower with deep purple veins and an amber sheen. Sweet notes and a fruity spiciness reminiscent of cherries are the finishing touches on this sundae of goodness. We suggest indulging in The Munchies whenever you’re looking to elevate your mood or manage pain.
FUN UNCLE (Concentrates)
1. Shatter
Concentrate curious but don’t know where to begin? Allow us to introduce you to our signature shatter. Made from the finest buds grown at our facility in San Jose, this shatter is as versatile as it is easy on your wallet. We pack these these translucent sheets of amber with a whole lotta love, THC and plenty of terpenes so you can expect a nice, potent high with every hit. Dab it on its own, throw it on top of a bowl or even roll some up into a joint for the kind of sesh that’ll make your barcalounger weak in the knees.
2. Kief
Have you ever caught yourself marveling over those shiny crystal buds that cover every cannabis leaf? You’re not alone, friend. That’s the resinuous glands of cannabis, aka that magical blessing which we call kief.
Rife with rich cannabinoids and terpenes, our premium sifted kief allows you to elevate a humble bowl into cannabis worthy of a king.
Add a pinch of kief to any bowl or joint that could use a little love, sprinkle it into your morning coffee or even use it to whip up a gnarly cannabutter that’ll have you singing the hallelujah chorus in no time. Infinitely portable, convenient and versatile, it’s a great way to experience the wonders of cannabis concentrates without having to invest in all the heavy equipment. Time to get groovy and tear up that soul train.
3. Hash
Have mercy! This is the THC you want, friends. The old-school king of cool, hash is one of the most potent ways to enjoy cannabis. We take our own premium indoor grown flower and run it through a solventless extraction method to ensure cannabis is preserved at peak freshness. The end result is a flavorful hash that’s smooth, potent and infinitely smokeable. Whether you dab it on its own, add it to joints or throw it on top of a bowl know that Nirvana is just a few hits away.
4. Live Resin
All hail the king of concentrates! Made by flash freezing our premium flower at peak freshness, live resin captures more terpenes than any other extraction method. This technique ensures that the plant’s terpene and cannabinoid profile remains intact, allowing you to reap the maximum health benefits in just a few tokes. The end result is some of the tastiest, most aromatic cannabis you could hope to get your hands on that’s guaranteed to leave even the fiercest mustaches a tinglin’.